I am going to heed the cries for help and understanding that my Grand-Dolberry has been pleading for, for so long. Lo, these many years he has suffered untold, well actually they were told, agonies with the ubiquitous weed that is so prevalent in the regions that he has chosen to live in. As you are all aware, he has had many near death experiences with the resulting skin eruptions from simply making contact with the odious weed.
I believe he was living in Chicago (Napierville) IL when he had to seek relief at a medical clinic. He later called his mom ( I think it was about 5 AM) and told her that the doctor said his condition was such that it would have killed a lesser man! Woe was him!
Since then he has suffered through numerous other attacks of this malady. Once again, he has been attacked and has been sleep deprived for days on end as a side effect of his meds.
So, I know how pleased and relieved he is going to be when he hears that there has been a pharmaceutical break-through and at last, instant relief (within one minute) is in store for him! Gloryoskie!! This new long awaited medication is called ZANFEL. It is available at your pharmacy, no prescription required, it's an OTC cream. Rather pricey at some pharmacy counters, $38.00 an ounce, but you can use it frugally and it has a ten year shelf life. It can be purchased on e-bay for $15.00 if you are lucky. It has been touted to be still effective after twelve hours and a bath. No more itching, no more oozing and no more pity parties!
How sweet it is! So Grand-Dolberry, run do not walk, to your neighborhood pharmacy and be
itch and ooze free for the rest of the summer. Amore and ciao, Owls Pine Tree.
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38 dollars an ounce! Dolberry finds that complaining about it is a more cost effective "remedy".
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